FIFA 15 demo out now, teaches you bizarre celebrations
EA has intense emotions . Also, for some reason, there's a new video explaining how to bother flags.
That was weird.
Is the "Old Man" a thing that people do? Apparently so, because EA also have a promotional image explaining exactly how to do it.
Er, okay. If you're interested in either virtual football or euphoric geriatric pretence, FIFA 15 may be for you. It's out on 23 September.
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